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He left after being told by the ladies that there was no way they would be joining him. Of course, before he left he wrote down his number on a piece of paper. Just in case. He had to write it twice because, with the amount of liquor in his body, he wrote it down wrong the first time.

Women Aren’t Single Because They Have High Standards
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Adebayo Adeniran
Adebayo Adeniran
Aug 24, 2021

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Almost as though, we , guys, have no self awareness for anyone with a modicum of how bad he looked would have refrained altogether.

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Adebayo Adeniran
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A lifelong bibliophile, who seeks to unleash his energy on as many subjects as possible

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