How To Be Donald Trump

Adebayo Adeniran
3 min readAug 2, 2024

And could there ever be another?

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It is no hyperbole to state that Donald J. Trump is one of the compelling figures of our time and it is only fitting that we produce an article which details how to be like him.

Fleece the very people on whom your support depends

There was a story online of a guy who did work for the 45th President of the United States worth 3.5 million dollars and when it got to the time to pay up, our protagonist elected not to pay for the very longest time, and when his lawyers decided to make payments, only a third of actual sum was released.

It is said that upon receiving the 1.2 million dollars, our man made a check to those whom he owed and promptly blew his brains out.

The white working class absolutely adore Trump and would do anything for him. But to agent orange, his core supporters are a bunch of losers, who exist to be fleeced.

Center Your Political Appeal on Whiteness

Trump’s electoral success has been centered on whiteness and this explains why he was able to weather the storm which engulfed his campaign in 2016.

White-centeredness ensured that It didn’t matter that his comments about grabbing women by the pussy was leaked to the wider world and nor did it matter that the man was as nakedly…

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Adebayo Adeniran

A lifelong bibliophile, who seeks to unleash his energy on as many subjects as possible