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…he homecoming dance, my teenage father was culturing cult followers’ throat swabs and stool samples. (He has a guffaw-worthy anecdote about one time when an unfortunate chemical explosion caused a petri dish of feces to literally hit the ceiling fan above him.)
Amanda Montell
Adebayo Adeniran
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Talk about shit hitting the fan, literally!
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