Washington D.C. is a city of endless squat buildings and cold monuments and quiet streets. It isn’t flashy or sexy like New York or Los Angeles. The city is mostly lawyers, and lawyers, as a breed, are dull. But the truth is wherever there is power, there are men cheating on their wives. The GOP of the 1990s was so incensed that a fatherless, semi-hippie Ivy League redneck had won the presidency that they played the morality card, and the thing about the morality card is you can only play it once. A generation later, they elected their own grabby sex pest scumbag.